Join Fannie Spankings, Naughty Pierre, and your favorite burlesque performers in their salute to the Wonderful Winter Holidays!
(This show is appropriate for audiences 18+)
The Clocktower Clockettes, our talented burlesque babes, have created a mid-winter spectacle for your enjoyment. Burlesque, acrobatics, circus acts, belly dancing and plenty of laughs. Truly a tale of magic and delight with tassels galore!
Featuring creative and beautiful costumes, aerial acts, and group numbers by the Clocktower Clockettes and Honey’s Touchettes! Emceed by the HILARIOUS Naughty Pierre and Fannie Spankings.
You won’t want to miss this holiday treat. This show sells out every December, so be sure to reserve your tickets soon!
Tongue-in-cheek comedy and tastefully risque vaudeville and burlesque, this show is not suitable for the overly up-tight or underage patrons.
SHOWTIME AND TICKETS
Thursdays, December 4th, 11th and 18th at 8pm
Friday, December 12th at 8pm
Doors open at 7pm, please arrive by 7:45 for an 8pm showtime!
Get your tickets here!
Spankings' and Martini's
BURLESQUE BOOTY SCHOOL!
The Burlesque Booty School is BACK!
Classes BEGIN November 3rd 2014!
*Ladies, strip and strengthen your way to a more glamorous you! Want to grow your confidence and explore your sensual side? Have you longed to learn how to apply glitter lips for a night out? Or do you just want a fun new adventure different from the everyday? Let Spankings & Martini’s Burlesque Booty School make your dreams come true! *
You’ll find your burlesque diva alter ego and will create your very own burlesque act to debut on the Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret stage!*
Learn how to create a character, design an easy costume, apply glamorous and glittery makeup, work with fun and sex concept and add props! Plus, don't forget the tassel twirling -- a burlesque staple and exercise every breast was meant to do!
Session Includes: OVER 10 HOURS of instruction from Fannie Spankings, Midnite Martini Miss Exotic World 2014 The Reigning Queen of Burlesque, and guest instructors. You will learn burlesque moves, costuming, make-up, tassel twirling, gloves & stockings and more! *
Classes - Mondays – 6-8:30pm
Dates - November 3rd, 10th, 17th and 24th
Dress Rehearsal - Saturday December 6th and/or 13th
Booty School Debutante Showcase- Monday December 22nd – 7pm
Classes and Shows Held at: Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret, 1601 Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80202*
$225 for 7 weeks, help in creating one burlesque solo, learning one group act to perform in the Debutante Showcase, and a very memorable experience!
Register for classes HERE!
Midnite Martini’s Ladies of the ’80s!
Help us celebrate an unforgettable and wacky decade with our silly, sexy BURLESQUE tribute to the 1980s!
The gloriously talented aerialist/dancer and famed burlesque queen, the beautiful, Midnite Martini, has gathered together some of your favorite adorable Clocktower dancers to dazzle you with musical number after comedy number, after musical number, to honor and pay tribute to the by-gone days of big hair and bad clothes.
You will be transported back in time to re-live those memories (or experience first hand the tales your parents told you about!) of Michael Jackson, Madonna, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Joan Jett, Journey, and a whole roster of celebs and crazies that defined the era.
A big burlesque blowout filled with group numbers, aerial acts, memorable music, big puffy sleeves and even bigger hair!
Don’t miss this trip down memory lane, and please, in the name St. Elmo’s Fire and Flock of Seagulls, turn that collar up, put on your bad shoes and skinny tie and girls, don’t forget to crimp that hair!
Door Prizes for Best ’80s costume each night – dress to regress!
*******CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO CLIP OF THE SHOW******http://www.solarsystementertainment.com/SSE/80s
SHOWTIME AND TICKETS MUST BE 18+
Fridays, November 7th, 14th, 21st and 28th at 8pm
Doors open at 7pm
Get Tickets Here!!!
Fannie in Denver!
Naughty Pierre’s Burlesque & Comedy Extravaganza!
Naughty Pierre, your irascible and quick-witted host, has assembled a cast of adorable Burlesque dancers and Vaudeville variety acts to offer a night of excitement, laughter, and unforgettable fun!Featuring old-fashioned burlesque from the ’20s and ’30s as well as modern twists on the classic form, this show is sexy, sassy, and fun. Every high-energy performance includes comedians, torch song singers, puppet shows, belly dancers, and magicians. Grab a date – it’s a perfect date night – or throw your bachelorette/bachelor parties in the classiest room in town!
Get tickets here!
Spankings and Martini's Burlesque Booty School!
"Fannie Spankings, Colorado's Sweetest Peach!"
An actress straight out of the womb Fannie, has studied theatre in Denver, New Orleans, and Chicago. In 2004 she found her home in the classic vaudevillian art of Burlesque. She has performed in competitions and festivals across the continent. From Montreal to New Orleans, New York to San Diego she has charmed audiences from cheek to shining cheek! Just this year she received the first place award at The Jim Thorpe Burlesque Festival!
She is one of the founders and producers of The Colorado Burlesque Festival, which has featured over a dozen big name modern burlesque legends as well as hosted nearly 300 national and international performers.
Her late-night show, “Fannie Spankings’ Off The Clock,” sold out weekly at Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret in the heart of downtown Denver. As the show’s producer and emcee, Fannie entertained the room with an array of Denver’s finest performers. She has headlined regularly at Naughty Pierre’s Burlesque & Comedy Show and Midnite Martini's Sexy Circus Sideshow.
Eager to pass on her burlesque expertise, Fannie has served as Co-professor with her partner, Midnite Martini of the “Spankings & Martini’s Burlesque Booty School”. Fannie Spankings, “Ass and Ye Shall Receive.”!!!
"A** and Ye Shall Receive!"
Ladies, have you always known you had an inner siren just bursting to come out? Fannie has been a licensed cosmetologist and beauty expert for almost a decade. Let her show you how to conjure up your inner glamour-puss!
She is available for makeup lessons of all styles. Whether you and your friends wish to learn the glittery secrets of full on stage makeup or more simple daily looks she's your gal!
Fannie is available for on location shoots, weddings, fashion shows, and special events. Any place you need a little sparkle Fannie can be there to make you look and feel like a star!!!
"The A** Heard 'Round The World"
"Ay Yi Yi Yi!!!" If you have an event, party, or show you would like to add a little spice to Fannie is an emcee for hire!
Contact her for special on location "mini burlesque shows" the perfect addition to any themed party!
Whether you are looking for a PG rated guest appearance at your grandma's 80th birthday party, or old fashioned blue comedy styling's at your girlfriends bachelorette party Fannie's glamorous gusto is just the thing to insure a night you won't forget!!!